Destiny Dis Rap parody (Back to Graphs)

[Intro]
Oh man, oh man, oh man, not again

[Verse]
Yeah, I started playing in the beta
So you can't berate me
Back to graphs just like Activision with DLC
Back to graphs like I'm bearing sword on Oryx's son
Back to graphs like the tele strat prepatch Atheon

Whoa, that's not important and I'm just pretentious
When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention
Yeah, but this game is really lackin' content
Yeah, we have to wait 'til they unlock it

If you were year one then you know it's changed
Destiny's second year really ain't the same
Destiny's lockin' content with timely chains
Destiny's evolved in ways they can't explain

The base game launched and it was 9 hours long
Dark Below came out and didn't right those wrongs
When House of Wolves released and sang the same old song
You'd think that with The Taken King they'd try to come back strong

I mean whoa, 500 mil and they can't get it right
This game's a bumpy ride, better hold on tight
Take every little thing nerf it outta spite
Thought the bad was done, there's no end in sight

You made it, so you could call it your act of vision
Is that your active vision or just Activision's
I see it's leading to a big collision
Could've been avoided if not for acting in indecision

Yeah, old content left as history
Yeah, 'cause Bungievision's got a quote to meet
They're not the type of business that'll handle business
And props to every yet to see a scandal business!

Make sure you tell them centipedes sup
Man, Bungie clean those bees up
They dropped another one, they dropped another one
Still haven't fixed the glitches in the other one

The game still ain't workin' now it's back to graphs
Yeah, it's goin' back to graphs
The game still ain't worth it now it's back to graphs
Yeah, it's goin' back to graphs

I don't wanna hear about this ever again
Not even when they try to make me buy it again
Not even when they're asking me to Refer a Friend
I been grindin' way too long and now it's under my skin

Oh, they said it can't be beaten
Until you're in the Crucible and been defeatin'
Every single person, there's no rhyme or reason
The way they run this game, and the way they treat us

Please, why do they not have time to explain things?
Please, why is it that all they do is change things?
Please, what are we supposed to do with old guns?
Please, legendary loot makin' rare ones

Please, somebody stop me
I'm like a Sunbreaker cauterizing
I throw a hammer down and get a five spree
Soon as they see those flames, they gon'
They gon' try again at balancing, back to graphs
Yeah, they goin back to graphs
They gon' try again at balancing, back to graphs
I hate to be obtuse but hey, a fact's a fact